@derekisnormal's Review of Texas Roadhouse - Lansing, Michigan

I'm at the mini-mart, in a mini-skirt About to steal your man in a torn-up t-shirt This ain't the ham dance, we all got tramp stamps Acrylic covered in barbecue at the line dance Cast up, throw me in a saddle Spin me like a spur, make my slang skin rattle Cast up, round them like cattle Lookin' like Beyonce with a lasso.