@therealteerecx's Review of Gulf Shores Shrimp Festival - Gulf Shores, AL

Four ordinary men who otherwise couldn't remember how to spell their own names had they not answered their nation's call. Four ordinary men you could call worthless pieces of shit and cross an eight-lane interstate rush hour just to avoid making eye contact with them if not for the fact that their country... and they answered that call. Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the greatest rock and roll force for freedom ever assembled in the history of the world. My fellow Americans, The world. Famous. Thou. Crow. Hit me. Wow!