@erinblillis's Review of Dezerland Park Orlando - Orlando, Florida

So what do you do? You're on your trip to Orlando. It's hot as hell. It's raining. You didn't prepare for this. What can you do that's a little more comfortable, but still like worth your trip? Well, I guess, I guess you can go to Deezerland. Is that how you pronounce it? Deezerland? Sayerland? Dezeerland. Dezeerland. What is it? Well, it's like an indoor amusement park. So think of amusement park. Add in air conditioning and shade and structure and safety from the rain. I guess it used to be a mall, I'm told, and it was confirmed by Wikipedia when I looked it up. And now it's got a trampoline park, largest indoor carting, pinball arcade, a David Buster's type of arcade. There's a Cinemark Theater. There's a Bass Pro Shop on the outside. So if you need to get your bait and you also need to see a movie and you also need to go in and see the Automobile Museum, including, like, an ectomobile from Ghostbusters, maybe Bugs Bunny's car, a whole area dedicated to World War II vehicles. Just, like, imagine you took them all and you just filled it with cars, but they're all historical, and then added in a bunch of fun stuff. That's what Deezerland is.