@therealteerecx's Review of Flora-Bama Lounge, Package, and Oyster Bar - Orange Beach, Florida

Say it, Granny! I never had any granny put it down before. He's horrible. He's horrible. I got my damn Bellator pigeon tackle part over here. Well, my nose is tricky and my hair might know. My belly's been hanging over my belt too long. I can hardly hit high notes in this song and I'm horny. Well, I can't dance and I part all the time. And all five women and I ain't lying. Whatever I say, I don't know. Finally, finally, I'm lying. Hey, I'm dumbass, crazy as hell, sleeping all day in a cheap hotel. Planet ice, drink some sick, laying in the bed, stroking my dick. Got no guy, give me no poke, I can't bite cause I'm flat broke. But I'm living the life of a country singer.