@enriquejamal's Review of Crafty Crab - Alexandria, US

I went in at Crafty Crab and Alexandra VA, and when I say I went in, I mean Ariel, Sebastian, and Nemo's friends never stood a chance. My beautiful grandma chose this spot to celebrate her turning 85 years young, and to prep for battle, I started with the Juicy Haze IPA. I'm a certified lush for a good IPA. Don't judge. Then I put on my eating gear because the mission was simple, seafood destruction. I ordered the spicy seafood platter, a seafood boil that... came with snow crab, shrimp, crawfish, mussels, clams, corn, and potatoes, all drenched in a butterly garlic seasoning. And as you can clearly see, I was enjoying every moment. Only thing missing was sausage. Am I alone in wanting sausage in a seafood boil? And Louisiana folks, I need crawfish eating lessons ASAP. I'll trade you a master class on blue crafts. Baby girl was vibing too with her catfish basket. And if you make her happy, you make me happy. The staff really showed love. They sang to my Grandma surprised her with a complimentary cheesecake and even security joined in the song. And shout out to Nelly, our amazing waitress. Y'all made my grandma happy. You made my baby girl happy. And that's all that matter. Follow your boy for more.