@hahaggeie's Review of Taco Palenque - San Antonio, TX

I'm white. I just tell people what to do. What crackers do. Yo, bro. What do you do on your free time, dog? What I do on my free time? Make guns. I love guns. You got a job, dog? Yeah, making guns, man. Have you been to jail before? Wait, have you been to... Wait, have you been to jail? Did they put a honey bun on your pillow in there? Did they put a what? Honey what? Honey bun in your pillow? Oh no, I was not that deep in jail. I was the main day. They're like, you're too white to go to jail. We're going to send your ass home. They called you a darn cracker uncle? Cracker uncle? I am cracker uncle. I'm the whitest person you'll meet. I'm the whitest kids you know. If you guys get that reference, fuck yeah. If you don't, sad. Hey, this is your white boy, Rick, right here. I am white boy, Rick. That was a nickname. Oh, what the hell?